T-shirts for people who've had enough.

25 designs for the tired, the sarcastic and the permanently unimpressed. Black or white, S to 3XL.

See the shirts

£24.99 each. £3.95 UK delivery, free when you buy 2 or more.

All the shirts

25 designs

Common questions

What sizes do the t-shirts come in?

Every design is made in S to 3XL, in black or white. You pick the colour and size on the shirt's own page before you add it to the basket.

Are the shirts printed to order?

Yes. Nothing sits in a stockroom waiting for a buyer, so your shirt is printed once you order it and then posted out to you. Allow a few extra days for that part.

Do I have to pay for delivery?

There is a delivery charge on a single shirt. Order 2 or more and we cover the postage, and the whole order comes in one parcel.

What are the t-shirts actually made of?

We print on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle, a soft 100% ring-spun cotton tee with a unisex fit. The neck and sleeves are double-stitched so the shirt keeps its shape after a few washes.

Can I order more than one design?

You can mix and match as many of the 25 designs as you like. We post across the UK, and multiple shirts travel together in the same parcel.

Printed when you order

Nothing sits on a shelf. Your shirt is made for you, then posted. Allow a few extra days for that.

Proper cotton

Gildan 64000 Softstyle. Soft 100% ring-spun cotton, unisex fit, with a double-stitched neck and sleeves so it keeps its shape.

Buy two, we pay the postage

£3.95 delivery on one shirt. Order 2 or more and it is free, all in one parcel.

T-shirts for people who've had enough.

All the shirts

Powered By Tea & Mild Disappointment

Price Includes Tea

F*** It, It'll Do

Retirement Plan: Die On Site

I'd Unplug Your Life Support To Charge My Phone

I Survived Another Meeting That Should've Been An Email

My Kids Are Brilliant... Around 11pm

I'm Not Anti-Social, I'm Anti-You

Have A Nice Day... Somewhere Else

Emotionally I'm Already In The Pub

Energy Saving Mode Activated

My Last Two Brain Cells

Dead Inside (But Caffeinated)

I'm A Catch

Spooning Leads To Forking

This Is My Costume

Spooky Season? I've Seen My Energy Bill

Boo. That's The Costume.

Haunted By Emails I Haven't Answered

Only Here For The Half-Price Chocolate

Not Scared Of Ghosts. Scared Of The Group Chat.

My Costume Is In The Wash

Ghosting People Since Before It Was Cool

Here For The Sweets. Not The Small Talk.

Trick Or Treat? Mate, It's A School Night.